May Your Fourth of July be Fourth-ey

My four wishes to everyone this Fourth of July:

  1. May that final, unrecognizable illegal firework you set off not permanently deafen / blind / or set fire to everyone around you.
  2. May the clouds in the sky not hide all the fireworks going off above them.
  3. May you see many people in American flag attire and never see that American flag attire ever again.
  4. May your young child who couldn’t shut up about how excited they were about the fireworks not scream and cry to go home as soon as the fireworks start.

Happy Independence Day everyone!

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